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He found a whip scorpion

1,066,220 次观看 • 10 个月前 •via X (Twitter)

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Marcus10 个月前

that’s bananas!

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D3MPST3R10 个月前

Most people would scream lol This dude realizes he just saved himself $75 at the pet store and throws it in his shopping bag 🤣🤣

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FlexasuarusRex La Creme • 💪 🦖•10 个月前

Wait, isn't the term 'whip scorpion' just a nice way of saying 'arthropod with a venomous tail that's secretly judging you'?" 🐜💀

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Safiya 😮‍💨10 个月前

The way this ball python looks like a banana 🍌

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CARTIST10 个月前

why you touching it?

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serc 🔳10 个月前

Is it included in the price?

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Augusto10 个月前

That's not a whip scorpion, it's a tailless whip-scorpions and it's an arachnid, that is not dangerous. It's from the order of Amblypygi

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Safiya 😮‍💨10 个月前

Good idea Bananas, dark chocolate, coconut, and cashews 📹tatyana_foodbloger

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A. Putra10 个月前

Nope nope nope nope

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Sir.Wolf10 个月前

It's a south american cave spider. They ate these on fear factor.. lol

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Jace10 个月前

Why did he take it home tho??

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Mido10 个月前

The scorption got no stinger.

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Lekz😌10 个月前

@grok Do they eat bananas

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Dick Bruiser chief pipe layer10 个月前

Serious Harry Belafonte vibe.

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Paul 🔱#Sovereign 🇬🇧10 个月前

And there I was thinking it was only highly deadly black tarantulas that you found in beautiful bunches of ripe bananas.

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FactDrifter10 个月前

Commonly called a Vinegaroon, it has no venomous stinger. That long “whip” is a sensory tail.

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Night Owl10 个月前

He not only saved it, but got a free pet.

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Bearded Nurse 🩺10 个月前

But why did he take it home?!?! 👀👀👀👀

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KiMiXiLLa10 个月前

That's an African Cave Spider

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Udara10 个月前

Engorgio… Imperio…

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Sato k10 个月前

Are they dangerous?

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Homesteading and Hungry10 个月前

No thank you 😳

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Brad Beer10 个月前

I want one, I just bought bananas yesterday ( not at Krogers), no prize in my bag ☹️

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David P. Bugay, Biz Prof10 个月前

They charge extra for that? If so, it’d bug me!

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Josh D10 个月前

That cave spider was placed there for views lol

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Dr.Real10 个月前

Good

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Virus 🦠10 个月前

I saw this creature in Harry Potter.

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BHAM10 个月前

Oh gawd I’d the bananas away

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Levent, MD10 个月前

It’s not a scorpion…

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Joseph Co10 个月前

At least it's not a Brazilian wandering spider.

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There’s an old Gullah Geechee tale about the slick scorpion & the foolish frog: Once upon a time, there was a very smart frog who befriended a conniving scorpion. The frog wished he could he could be a scorpion. He admired their exoskeletons & how other animals respected their stinger. He loved them so much, he could even speak like them. The scorpion, however wished he could be a frog. But he knew he could never swim or jump like his friend. “Dem scorpion gwine sting yuh soonman,“ the other frogs warned. “Him got poison in he bookey.” “The scorpion is my friend,” he told his fellow frogs. “Plus, I’ve seen a frog eat a tadpole. Why should I be more worried about a scorpion than my own people?” They tried to explain that scorpions eat the same insects as frogs, but they also EAT FROGS, so they consider frogs to be their competition AND THEIR PREY. The older frogs even tried to explain that scorpions are born with an exoskeleton because they CAN’T jump. They have stingers because they are not quick enough to catch their prey. They even warned the foolish frog that the other animals weren’t afraid of scorpions; they just knew the only way a scorpion could hurt them is if they got too close. “Lissen tuh we, churrn,” said the other frogs. “Unnah seen how dem scorpion do we.” “This is why we can’t move forward as a species,” said the frog. “We need to stop focusing on the past and let go of that victim mentality”. But the frog wouldn’t listen. One day, the river flooded and all of the other frogs began swimming to the banks. But the scorpion couldn’t swim, so he asked the articulate frog for a ride on his back. “My people say you’ll sting me,” the frog said to his scorpion friend reluctantly. “Have you ever seen me sting another scorpion?” The scorpion said. “Maybe if your people stopped worrying about being stung and focused on being as articulate as you are, people would respect them more. Now let me ride on your back.” “Dem scorpion gwine sting yuh,“ the other frogs warned. “Him got poison in he bookey. Unnah de how he do we?” But the articulate frog wouldn’t listen. “You really should stop hating scorpions so much, he told the other frogs. “Why would he sting me when we both have the same goals? Can’t you see that we’re all just trying to get our of the river?” So the frog let the scorpion ride on his back. Of course, halfway across, the scorpion stung the frog. “Why did you sting me?” Asked the frog. “I thought we were friends!” The frog could see the other frogs watching safely from the bank of the river. The scorpion could see all of the other scorpions drowning. Just before they both succumbed to their watery death, the scorpion leaned in close, smiled, and whispered his response loud enough for all the surviving frogs and the dying scorpions to hear. “Nigger.” Anyway, here’s a video of a of a frog getting stung.

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