He found his other half

He swept her off her stumps.

I recognize that sense of humor. 🍻

That's a man.

So no hand jobs from him

You’re joke would hit funnier if the dude in the gray suit was only legs

👀🫄

A torso found someone before me. Insane

Helluva fleshlight

Imagine you’re the father and over the first 25 or so years you come to accept the fact your son is a freak…. Then one day you realize he also has no arms or legs.

That's just wrong, but funny.