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he has returned to curse my birth month
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my favorite candies: - blocks of coal - sticks - stones - peas - rods of steel - lead shot - peppermint - more rocks

One of my friends used to love licorice so much he ate it every day until it gave him arrhythmia

Candy platter of doom and despair

That account seems to think people born in September are all beavers.

i love how posting this guy is just a free engagement ragebait farm

Salt, salt, salt and more salt

Putting actual sticks and peas on your candy platter 😭😭😭

//ruin has come to our candy platter

I love licorice

What did January do to deserve this?

Did he get dumped by an Aquarius?

looks good af ngl

I like black licorice & this entire plate looks vile.

Yummmyyyyyyyy I want

WHO THE FUCK IS HE MAD AT

Craving liquorice fudge rn ngl

"Salty liquorice guitars" who the fuck comes up with this nonsense? Its like candy from a parallel dimension.

hot peas.

I always get so fucking mad when they scoop big candies THIS IS WHY TINY PLASTIC TONGS EXIST YOU FUCKING APE

This looks like the breakfast of the troll who lives under the bridge wtf

does she keep this much licorice on her just to torture january?

3/4th of the stuff look like things you would fuel your furnace with or remnants of said thing

I FUCKING LOVE LIQUORICE

OMG PLEASE GIVE ME ALL OF THAT LIQUORIDCE PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE I'D KILL FOR THAT OH MY GOD HE JUST KEEPS GOING FUCK PLEAAASEEEEEE

Thank God January gets all the "love" again

Liquorice fudge is amazing

Hes trying to advertise to the dutch and it is WORKING

this tray was ment for me

You know what would go good with my salty black licorice? Some sticks yes you read that correctly sticks!

This looks delicious.

this is my dream i love liquorice

i found out these cost like £30 too

The fuck are hot peas

