He hid his entire identity from me

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Does he still do that thing with his tongue, at least?

Eleanor. You know you're an icon right?

STOP

I did not sign up for international treaties, dowager queens and the pressure of having to have heirs, thankyou. Also your skin is too dry and you don't have webbed feet. Really not into that.

I’m amphibious about this

I had no idea where this was going, but it was brilliant

I feel like you were deceived. Your trust issues are entirely reasonable. Maybe enquire after some kind of witch in your kingdom to turn him back into a frog? Will probably cost you your firstborn, but it'll be worth it!

You got me worried for a minute! Haha this was excellent!

You had me/us almost fooled this time around!!!! 😎👏👏👏🏆😎 😂