He is so generous, he'll let her finish vacuuming.

Even the baby’s face is like “What am I hearing?”

Morgan… my advice - change that bag - and I’m not talking about the vacuum. 😁

I bet she enjoys vacuuming more

All his ex-girlfriends are praying for this woman right now

Well, in all fairness to Morgan, she just had a baby and based on my second-hand experience of gf's telling me what it was like for them living the first year with 'baby brain', it's perfectly normal that she's missing a few steps, in terms of smacking him upside the head a few times for talking utter rubbish. Ha! Betcha didn't think I'd end like that. "Babe... how about you ram the vacuum nozzle up your backside so I can watch your holier-than-thou attitude coming our of your Gulliver, to such up the dirt off the floor, while I nurse our baby?"

If it’s been a couple days.. lol you’ve got to be kidding me! 🤣

Hand him the baby and say I get “it”. Ya, I’m going on a girls trip bae. You can vacuum and take care of the baby, and sex yourself. 🙋🏻‍♀️🥳

I'd rather be single. This is just gross.

What I lowkey love about them is they genuinely believe they're modelling good behaviour for married couples. They are - like many fascists - high camp.

She’s definitely waiting for the life insurance to fully kick in.