He just won't die😂

🎬 Dead in a week

@currentiyke You couldn’t be in better hands.. lmfao

@currentiyke He's Dazai

@currentiyke Is he just lucky or immortal

@currentiyke hit by an ambulance?

@currentiyke Somehow, he has found 2000 ways to live.

@currentiyke He should come to Nigeria, it won't take him time at all 🤣😂

@currentiyke Dead in a Week(Or Your Money Back) A Black Comedy at its best.Unfortunately,references are few and far between.

@currentiyke Watching "Dead in a week" thought me more about life and how nature work

@currentiyke Nigeria would have killed him from birth

@currentiyke Why is he trying to do all that to himself

@currentiyke Death is running from him

@currentiyke What's funny is that I used to be exactly like this, and then one day just accepted my fate that I'm immortal. I didn't have enough money to hire a hitman, of course, but I did try pills, blacked out, and woke up fresher than ever. Tried drowning, tried cutting, tried burning.

@currentiyke I can tell you booze and pills don't always work

@currentiyke He has and agreement with death not to take him🤣

@currentiyke this lowkey me ive tried to kms like 8 times now

@currentiyke The hit man gave up and he hired another one😂😂

@currentiyke I need spoilers @grok

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@currentiyke basically the character from mission impossible and fast & furious:

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@currentiyke 🤣🤣🤣 great plot.

@currentiyke He wasn't immortal though

@currentiyke @agstnj20 mira el pibito se re parece al actor de gilbert

@currentiyke @grok did he later die?

@currentiyke RiskksiR!!

@currentiyke @grok is this the movie where there was a company that could have assassin's such that when you wish to die you sign a contract with them

@currentiyke Did finally succeed in killing himself?

@currentiyke A good watch right here 👏

@currentiyke That's some luck there.

@currentiyke This is so heavily inspired by ”A man called Ove” which is a swedish movie. There’s a book for the movie aswell

@currentiyke Tried everything except gravity.

@currentiyke @bdy_kwthr هی میخواد خودکشی کنه نمیشه😂😂😂😂😂😂

@currentiyke He keeps waking up