He literally gives better plot synopses than most YouTubers lmao

The funniest takeaway from this is that Alex Jones is a huge Star Wars nerd because he knows the names of all the characters.

Something I'll always defend is that Lucas could write political drama like no other, but he could not write dialogue for shit

Pyrocynical would require 6 hours to do similar plot analysis

Guys like Mauler still carry water for RLM's dumbass prequel takes

Alex Jones was legitimately super talented. If the guy had even remotely normal politics he’d be dusting the thoughts of boomers on Fox or MSNBC or some shit every day.

the classic

Dude's got talent. It's a shame they managed to tie a leash around his balls.

Me on a first date

RLM are Star Trek raised liberals aka top midwits.They with no hint of irony said that "star trek was the thinking man sci-fi. It used to tell big ideas blah blah". In reality Star Wars was better,Trek was at its best when it imitated the Wars formula of being a myth but in space

Some of his best work, honestly.

It’s because YouTubers stretch it out for dat ad money

He left out that the whole scheme was financed by bankers (the Muun).

This is really good

Nah this is peak

He expressed the prequels story better than George Lucas did. Those movies are unwatchable

Ngl he’s always had a pretty good point about the Chinese accented green fish aliens. Pretty racist.

People have no clue how on top of shit he was. He was peak cinema.

I'm convinced to rewatch it.

“From Nah-boo, small planet” gets me every time

I'm hedging my bets that Grok fucks with me, what are you doing retard? We have no control, besides oil and silver.

This is literally what they do irl 😂

Movies aren't rocket science, unlike retards on this platform or another will tell you.

Little known Senator from Naboo (small planet)

Little aliens with Chinese accents 😂

to be honest, i dozed of everytime the prequels talked about trade contracts and politics. that stuff was super boring