He sounds like Jay Cartwright from The Inbetweeners.

He is blatantly LYING 😂 I’ve worked in a prison, he would get battered by most of the wing. Doesn’t matter what wing, what prison or where in the county. That’s why he hides in the seg unit. Lying little pussy 😂😂😂

Stephen.

"I kicked the shit out of the whole prison and then all the female guards went to my cell for sex." To be honest, there's a slight discrepancy with the stories of him being knocked out by 65-year-old lags and eating bounty bars made of shit for the amusement of the prisoners

Ye so i got him ye i said you wot mate you want sum ill go and give it to ya and then i stared at him and he was like come on then so i got up and i left right goodnight and got off init

"Yeah but tell me one thing he's done that's islamophobic"

The interviewer can definitely smell something. Jay can’t, of course, because of the nasal numbness…

Our Tommy tells some banging stories, after she’s powdered her nose.

He's such a blatant and utter gobshite