He thinks he’s Xavi

😂😂😂😂 he is basically moving his neck unnecessarily

How I play when my crush is watching

He scans everywhere, gets the ball then passes it back.

Declan Rice vs Atletico

Scanning this exaggerated for 95% sideways and backwards passing is wild

All that for a pass back

As Enzo and Caicedo are scanning from home 😭😂😂

did all that just to pass it back to the person who passed to him😭✌🏾

He has mastered the art of looking busy

Rice😂😂

Commentators when he does a sideways pass

TNT were so embarrassing today, everything Arsenal did was unbelievable 😂

They even praised that Madueke and Saka performance

@Mrbelgium1 Bro did all that just to pass the ball back 😭💔

Me quedé sin risa para el resto de mi vida.

All that bollocks just go sideways pass it back where it came from 😂😂🤦‍♂️

All that MRI scanning to pass the ball back to the same player

Scanning the entire pitch just to pass it backwards again 💀 Xavi is crying somewhere

@Luziar100 Just to pass it to sideways or backwards

Doing all that to not turn on the ball once, is he’s just popping it back he doesn’t need to do this much scanning hahaha. Blag footballer, he’s not even close to Jordan Henderson

“Yeah let me scan 1000 times just to pass it sideways or backwards” this guy man

"jUsTcFc" knows more than Steven Gerrard I guess 👇🏾

Same energy 😭

He's been doing this since he joined Arsenal and you are seeing today?? 😭😭

Scanning to bounce it right back to his center back

Declan Rice moving like he’s deep undercover in a Jason Bourne film. Non-stop scanning, hyper-alert, behaving like the embassy doors just slammed shut behind him. The suspense, the tension, the paranoia… all to receive the ball and play the safest sideways pass imaginable. Absolute cinema for no reason 🎬

Me trying so hard to impress my DVLA examiner on the driving test date 🤣

“Just Chelsea” 🤡

Everything he does is performative man,

Leave Xavi alone it's not done😅

Bro has mastered the art of being busy while doing nothing 😂

Just look at the no look pass

Two thousand scan per second just to make a back pass. £30M player at best

And you think Caicedo + Enzo is Rice🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡

Rice is a good player but man is he corny lol

Bro your head's gonna fall off your neck, just relax and kick the ball lmao😭💔