he thought he was cooking with this one

Obviously asking for a friend's sake

LMFAO

First hint is don't call them "females"

this is how it feels to play multiplayer games as a woman

Bro looking for the vagina cheat code

It's funny he said plus size like women do, when you're A dude you are just fat my guy. But women get to have all these code words for being fat as fuck so they don't have to cope with the fact they 300 pounds too

Bro’s out here doing market research 😂

As if they aren’t the worst kind of men. God made them ugly outside so we would know they’re ugly inside as well.

Twitter users think they're smarter than Redditors yet can't recognize their obvious satire.

“I’m worth 10 billion dollars and in extremely poor health, doctors give me nine months to live”

zero upvotes and 59 comments I just know bro is getting fried down there 💀

plus size gamer gentleman erasing everyone's standards and honestly fair, I dated one who talked trash in voice chat then got soft and sweet after and that combo lives in my head rent free

I read it with a lisp.

Make no mistakes.

We all know this is a joke, right? This is clearly a meta joke about an entire genre of posts that used to be common on that subreddit. I assumed that was obvious but some of you people seem to be taking it seriously

Not gonna lie, a gamer who can talk trash with the boys but gets all soft and attentive with his girl is a dangerous combination, suddenly i'm kicking my feet over a man who was screaming at his teammates five minutes ago

need details, does he bathe? how many mod positions does he hold? etc etc

You whisper "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A and start" and their knickers drop, obviously.

I hate to say it but i wish just one of these incel dudes were gay i want one so fucking bad

he really thought he ate with that question bro tried to turn reddit into a dating app and forgot he was supposed to be funny, the confidence is doing more heavy lifting than the punchline

Do fat men even use plus size?? I thought that was a woman thing

The real question is why the soft spoken gamer who remembers the tiniest things about you always ends up being 10 times more attractive than the guy who spends all day trying to look cool, i'm listening to the voice chat stories immediately 😭

What the hell

the rap audio is doing way more work than he thinks, but honestly the real plot twist is how many of these 'gentleman' posts are true. seen it firsthand, wasn't disappointed.

They're calling it the most reddit post ever.

"Hocus pocus suckmydickus you sluttus" usually works for me. Got an old friend named harry who went to some magic school when he was a kid and taught me this. Was a weird guy btw, his parents locked him up and stuff

wtf is that awful music

It was fully an ironic post

Prompt engineering the foids

@PropJoshD this was you innit

@damyocs take notes

He was

Mf tryna find a cheat code

he thought he was cooking but that question is underdone. i get w3tt3r for a guy who drops filthy confidence in voice chat than any typed fantasy about being my boyfriend right now