he told no lies

“You’re talking to an omnisexual lovecraftian being” oh he’s referring to me

he really is omg

However: don't date a Pisces man.

🫣 (some of my favorites, i'm a real sicko)

Why would he say Venus in Leo That’s oddly specific 😭

insider intel, gave himself away 😭

This is so hilariously TRUE even the Leo Venus reference omg 💀

how much you want to bet HE is the leo venus 😭

I was gonna qt this and say stares at JB, but he was already here in the comments!! 😤😂