He tried. He failed.

The Mario bros jump effect gets me every time! 😂😂

I score him a 3.....poor take off and awful landing Steve

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." - Quentin Crisp

@SteveInmanUIC describes how law of gravity works. Pasty Featherweight falls as fast as a fatso…. 😎

Well He did manage to hit the water Mostly

Oh God I felt that one.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the Mario jumping sound effect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How many Mad Dogs did this dude have in him?

He didn't pull up his landing gear in time