he wanted that cookie so bad

Yet he told Shane it was “just a plan to f*ck”… riiiiiight.

all men do is lie

And looking both disgruntled and sexy af, per usual🫠

he’s just like me, I live for the cookie

I get him so bad

His most disappointed face aww

he's so precious to me

How can he be so bitchy about this and also so cutie at the same time? That little tuft of hair…🤗

he looks the softest in a beanie 😭

Wow. That hits different all zoomed in like that. He was so disappointed.

he really was mad af

He was so upset he didn't get shane virgin cookie

thought he was finna cry ngl

There a mama’s boy pout

@steamyrivalry him being near tears bc he wasn’t gonna see his sneaky link with a hole that ruined him for anyone else is kinda frying me 😭😭😭😭😭

…so bad that he fucked Svetlana!

Anxious lumberjack Ilya is my favorite Ilya

He'd been daydreaming of that moment when he was going to teach Shane what it's like to be so physically joined.

Oh he got that cookie many times

this is so much emotion for an eastern european to show in public like bro was fucking devastated

had to wait 2 years after that.....

Took out the frustration on poor svetlana and she was probably thinking he just got better at using his mouth

Ele louco para comer o biscoito virgem do Shane mas teve que se contentar com a diva roleta russa Stvelana , sem sexo ele não ficou né !? 🤷🏾‍♀️

He had already shaved for that.

cock blocked by snow

It's simple for me...

In the timeline between "Is just a plan to fuck" to "It's simple for me", it really was that serious for him.

He got one

He was looking soooo good. Ultimately though, his hair was that extra bit longer and he looked diabolical for D1 so it all worked out in the end

from the beginning.

pointy ass head