He was definitely full nelsoned--

Bro didn’t care about anything else but the fact he wasn’t in a full nelson 😂

I'm not about to let some poindexter in a cardigan go down in a report as full nelsoning me either--

That’s some shit we’d all do. NEVER HAPPENED

Me as the cop: Ok ok sir you were never fully nelsoned *Keys radio* Hey dispatch can we get EMS started this way for a full nelson victim--?

Pretty sure me & my bro were in this exact situation with my mom when I was 9

If it's your brother you gotta deny all the way to the gallows--never let him have the satisfaction

Bro is in complete deny of that full nelson

Dude was in full denial and counteraccusation mode--

It does sound like something a dude who just got put in a full Nelson would say.

HE NEVER LOCKED HIS FINGERS!