He'd run a pretty tight ship 🐴

I know it’s a theatre director man but this is the most ‘teacher’ face and it’s killing me

🎶 We're all in this together 🎶 they sing, crammed into the giant horse.

“i’m not here for me, i’m here for you” unlocked a sleeper agent

That one was personal for me

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Lead carpenter: The head would be working if your soldiers would stop horsing around with it before it’s done. You know, for a guy that wants a Trojan horse, you’re certainly being a Trojan ass, as well as a pain in mine! (Hehehe double entendres 🤗)

"Showmances" 🤣🙈

Man i really like the upgrade in your greek outfit

"Calypso! Odysseus! What did I say about flirting on set?!" "But Calypso—" "Ah-ah! No excuses, Ody!"

I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN AGES OH MY GODS THANK YOU THOMAS

painfully accurate even down to that one couple that won’t shut up LMAO

Also I really love this little gold broach? I think? On your towel, it looks very Greek ☺️

Fully Accurate

Weren’t Achilles and Patroclus famously not there for The Horse (tm)? Because they both died beforehand?

Aka if the attack on Troy was done by Romans

I’d be more scared of him than getting ready for the attack😭

Did you read The Song of Achilles yet????!!! You really should!!

Loved this 😂😂

Yes!!!😂😂😂🥺🥺