#Helldivers | #Helldivers2 Who are hiring these pilots man? 😭

“Fuck it! Here you go!”

I forsee stratgems ending up stuck on the cracks of the cave opening in the future. Good luck getting a walker if it looks like this on urban drops.

Drunk on democracy

My mech always ends up on a tree or building or really big rock

OG Post:

bros drunk 🤣

Same guy that wrecked all 3 of my exosuits

Sorry first day on the job, they asked what I liked so I told them I like to fly and... well... I didn't think they would make me a pilot... I just sight see as a passenger I never learned how to pilot. ... Also those buildings totally came from out of nowhere.

Pelicans have been absolutely fucked lately and idk why. Extraction on high diff is all the more nerve racking when the pilot takes an extra 10 seconds to get where you can actually board the shuttle

"Lord... I didn't train to be a pilot".

"here take your fucking car and get Outta my face dumbass"

The co-pilot:

This is hilarious. Better than Starship Troopers. Someone needs to make a blooper movie. 🤣

Bro took too many stims lmao

Pilots are rebels! You're fired! Even the officer in charge of democracy...

Broke one of the first rule incthe Helldivers handbook. Sobriety while driving is a MUST!

That’s on you for picking the tightest LZ on Super Earth.

Think about the impressive 15 minutes of training we get as elite super soldiers Pilots get even less

Amazon drivers after a 18 hour shift

Had that exact problem yesterday

They obviously graduated by using chatgpt.

Pete Hegseth

Pilot go home your drunk

To be fair, he requested a big-ass bird to drop a big-ass car in the middle of a tight-ass street instead of an open flat drop site, sooo…

Take it out of the pilot’s paycheck!!!!

Looks like the new ODST recruits. They will figure it out someday 😁

Lol, every exfil I've done thus far, and each time the ship goes through the ground then bounces back out lol.

They dropped my fucking mech on top of a skyscraper

George Bush

Mines been drinking too

An eagle never misses.... a pelican-1 on the other hand.....