hello i have a new project i spent a year working on it it’s called HARD RELEASE — A Dante Thrust Erotic Escapade it’s out today here are the first 40 seconds of the audiobook, which comes with every purchase buy it today

wow, almost 10 years to the day of the Kawhi Erotica release

Should’ve ordered when it was a secret because now my wife is going to think I’m a weirdo

My wife and I have made a deal. She will listen to this with me if I listen to 40 minutes of one of her “romance” novels. I can’t wait.

Hahahaha you’re so dumb and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable

This is one of the “fake” books from Werewolf Lawyer, isn’t it?!

Boy am I glad I didn’t blindly spend my money on the secret project 😂

Readers: Shea, you got that book that you made everybody blindly pre-order a few weeks ago? Shea: Sure do. Made it real fuggin sexy, just like you asked. Readers: Come again?

What are we doing here?

The sentence below is impossible to comprehend... but I know it's true. Having read your Kawhi Leonard erotica, I am confident that this is VERY much in your wheelhouse.

Could've given me a million guesses and I never would've landed here lol This is incredible

an erotic thriller from halfway books made me think of this very real establishment in the ozarks

I thought you having Wemby in your life was like your own Limitless pill. Turns out it’s just Viagra!

Flying to Europe in about 2 weeks and can’t wait to read it on the plane!

Can’t wait for everyone to realize Uncle Jay is the voice of Dante. Perfect casting

Did @MalloryRubin write the forward?

Please pitch primo to @netflix the show is so good i rewatch it every two weeks and i keep thinking of how did mya and rafa go and if sammy stayed with andrea? I have so many questions

This is on some Brock Landers shit

Outside listening with my headphones on full blast and Arlo scared the living Christ out of me when he started beating on that door 😂

Hard pass.

🤣😀🤣😀🤣

hey diem me plz

Stuff it up your hole loser

yo, your dms are closed, dm me pls

Put it right here

There’s still no guarantee that the damsel isn’t going to start the book by saying “In 62 years Robert Horry will make a three point shot to send the series to game six….”

Terrible

We gotta get this on good reads so I can hype it up!

Looking forward to wiping my ass with it.

I'd be mad if I bought this blind. Buying a book and getting a digital copy would be like selling Shea a VHS and sending a DVD.