Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Campus)

Lyrics: Hello Muddah, hello Faddah I have joined Camp Intifada Camp is very instigating And they say the quad sprinkler will soon stop raining The tuition is so pricey To attend a Poison Ivy You remember Ilhan's daughter She’s now homeless for defending Jewish slaughter All the comrades hate the Zios Who lack pronouns in their bios And we want to charm the Houthis So we hold hands and chant ‘Death to the Yahudis’ I've made new friends who are less white And my Hebrew is now left-right And when Jew kids, start to roll in We demand that they all go back home to Poland Let me stay, oh Muddah, Faddah Globalize the Intifada Don't bring me back to the suburbs; Cancel my tuition for next year Let me stay, I’ll proudly wear my Keffiyeh And loudly shout “Death to America” I know everything to say I've been here one whole day Dearest father, darling mother I’ll stay one way, or another You paid thousands to this college So our camp could make the janitor a hostage Wait a minute, cops are coming We’re uprising, they are stunning Kindly send some food and water Mother, father, I’m expelled from your alma mater

@IlhanMN @benshapiro @khamenei_ir @SJP Who remembers the original?

@IlhanMN @benshapiro @khamenei_ir @SJP This is just . . .perfection. @MidnightMitch @chestnuthell “Poison Ivy” - I have no words.

@IlhanMN @benshapiro @khamenei_ir @SJP For the yungins not fully appreciative if this song:

@IlhanMN @ColombiaONU @benshapiro @khamenei_ir @SJP Brilliant!!! Yasher Koach!!!

@IlhanMN @benshapiro @khamenei_ir @SJP @ldkop god bless you. This is gold.

@IlhanMN @benshapiro @khamenei_ir @SJP You win the internet this week. Very well done! 👏

@IlhanMN @benshapiro @khamenei_ir @SJP A great one redone greatly!

@IlhanMN @benshapiro @khamenei_ir @SJP I have this record, its one of my favorites!!!

@IlhanMN @benshapiro @khamenei_ir @SJP This is so inside baseball I love it