"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

"I hate...every ape I see! From Chimpan-a to Chimpanzee. No you'll never make a monkey out of me!...oh my God, I was wrong! It was Earth all along! You finally made a monkey..." -Yes we finally made a monkey "Yes you fin-ally made a mon-key out of meeeee, I love you Dr Zaius!"

“I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z” is a all time bar 😂

I love legitimate theatre

“Can I play the Piano any-more” “Of course you can!” “Well I couldn’t before!”

I can sing!!!

Different episode but it still makes me laugh

I love how Dr. Zaius just stands there looking bored the whole time

I can never watch/listen to or go to a play without this scene going through my head. I CAN SING!!!!!