HELP WANTED❗️

Why don’t you just hire some more pedophiles? You’ve got a pretty strong record of employing child predators on that “wildly successful” show you ran.

Keemstar has a god complex. His show is a pile of dogshite.

Live is very far from a giant success. You can't even hit 100k subs. Bro, your X barely gets views and likes. You're cooked

I'll do it if you let me do a small segment like what grinds my gears where I run down the lolcow of the week. Do it @KEEMSTAR.

Who would be dumb enough to join that dumpster fire of a “show”? XD

No offense Keem, but all of your shows are the same. There is barely a difference between them.

It's time to bring on Blade. He's been sober for a long time now. He has a ton of live experience. He brings his own audience of thousands of viewers. You've known him through the good times and the bad. Why not offer him a real opportunity to get back into the content creation game?

Hire Ethan Ralph for the lols

Pedo

@TheRalphRetort didn’t make the cut when he tried out for DSP’s show but maybe you could snag him for this? He only costs like half a torta per episode

Tina: KEEEEEEEM!!! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!

DarkSydePhil is interested, but since he is successful now he will need $250 000 instead of $50 000!

@lolcowlive You’ve gotta come back to live. The whole ship sinks if your focal point is boogie on live, unfortunately

My last tryout went so poorly that I dont know if I can handle the embarrassment again.

hit me up Keemstar, I'll show you what drama really is

What a sad pathetic man...

I’ve been wanting to be a part of the LCU network and I would love to try out for one of your shows, but if you could please unband llMe then I’ll call in try out and maybe even do my interview between steak and Mike because I’m supposed to be doing an interview with them and if you don’t believe me, ask steak and Mike

Keem you should’ve mentioned that they had to join the discord for $10 to be able to try out.

I would never want you as a boss, sorry. No job security with this guys mood swings lol.

im here i just lost my job of 9 years cutting concrete give me a job if i can do 70 hours a week cutting concrete i can make content for that

RTU needs a job

Just make sure you do background checks on these people some might be a pervert or even worse.

Just get onlyusemeblade on the show and quit messing around.

Absolutely not

Dam I missed it

Me and @durpymurky will run a show keem please

I have admit I didn’t think lolcow live would make it this long. Kudos to keemstar

ACTORS WANTED*

I can help out