Helping a bloated cow

I think I need a cow now..

I really could have used this after last weeks taco night.

She gave a hungry fox food and he came back with friends 🥹❤️

Farm animal veterinary care is something else I swear lol in the clinic we’re like “ok. Sterile. Don’t touch anything. Fuck I touched something I need to scrub again” on the farm it’s “Get me the lighter and a knife Betty has a tummy ache”

Is lighting it really nessesary? 🤨 Imagine you wake up covered in mince after a gas explosion from your cows belly

Cows are now being armed with flamethrowers to battle @GretaThunberg

Therapist: Don’t worry, flame throwing cows don’t exist. This video:

wtf

Don't feed cows Taco Bell, guys 🤦‍♂️

Poor cows. 🙁