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Hasan Piker said the fucking thing. On camera. With a microphone. On his own fucking broadcast. Then somebody called him out and he hit them with the sarcastic “I’m fucking racist, you got me.” Fine. It was a joke. Put a tiny clown fucking nose on it and call it satire. Now this fucking sentient hemorrhoid wants to threaten Scott Jennings with a defamation lawsuit because Scott talked about THE WORDS HASAN RECORDED HIMSELF SAYING. PLEASE. FUCKING. SUE. HIM. I haven’t wanted anything this badly since Diet Coke came in a fountain machine. Because apparently nobody has explained discovery to Che Guevara’s emotionally unstable Twitch moderator. Scott’s lawyers won’t need investigators. They’ll need fucking interns, caffeine and several industrial hard drives because Hasan has spent YEARS voluntarily creating the prosecution exhibit of his own personality. Imagine sitting for a deposition while a lawyer wheels in a television: “Mr. Piker, is this you?” Yes. “Is that your voice?” Yes. “Is that your channel?” Yes. “Did you broadcast this?” Yes. “And this?” Yes. “And these other 900 hours of you behaving like a fucking hostage situation with WiFi?” Objection. Overruled. Nobody hacked you. Nobody secretly recorded you. Nobody forged your voice. YOU PUT A FUCKING CAMERA IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN FACE AND DOCUMENTED THE ENTIRE CRIME SCENE OF YOUR PERSONALITY. And now you want Democrats to form a human shield around you because people keep noticing? Sue Scott Jennings. Fucking do it. Discovery would be less of a legal proceeding and more like opening the Ark of the Covenant if it were filled entirely with Twitch clips. Scott won’t have to destroy you. He’ll just press fucking play.

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Lexington Steele puts his number at about 5,000 women, and he says that's generous. Porn databases list him in around 2,000 titles, but he points out he can be in all five scenes of one movie, so his scene count may be closer to 8,000, some of them with the same woman more than once. TT Boy, an old-school legend, claims 10,000, and Lex says he could never catch him. TT Boy could work with every Black actress and every white actress. Lex had every Black actress, but only the white ones who agreed to do interracial. To picture 5,000, he says, take the hottest club in Miami, which holds maybe 2,000 people, make every one of them a woman, and add 3,000 more. He believes 9/11 would have killed him. Born Clifton Todd Britt in Morristown, New Jersey, he did two years at Morehouse, transferred to Syracuse, and graduated in 1993 with degrees in history and African American studies. He got his Series 7 license and became a stockbroker at Oppenheimer in the World Trade Center. He was making six figures and says his quality of life was miserable, and he's convinced that if he had stayed in that job, he would have died in the attacks. Around the time he got his license, someone invited him to a party in a hotel suite, and it turned into a sex party. There a Los Angeles director offered him work and told him to come to the porn convention in Las Vegas. He took his stage name from a Manhattan corner near Madison and Lexington Avenues. He went on to become the first man to win AVN Male Performer of the Year three times and has been in about 1,300 videos. Wikipedia notes he's known for a highly productive ejaculation capability. His own studio, Mercenary Pictures, reportedly cleared $2.6 million in net profit in 2011. He was engaged to performer Vanessa Blue, and after she left the company in 2006 they sued each other in federal court over who owned the videos, settling in 2009. He later married actress Savana Styles, launched a fetish line with her, and the two divorced. He also crossed into mainstream TV, playing himself on Weeds and a male escort on Nip/Tuck, and he backed Obama in 2008. In 2019 he had hip replacement surgery, complications sent him back for a second operation, and a GoFundMe went up to help pay his medical bills. He walked out of a job at the World Trade Center, went to a sex party, and came away with about 5,000 women and a hip replacement. Is Lexington Steele the greatest career change in history, or the most expensive one?
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Lexington Steele puts his number at about 5,000 women, and he says that's generous. Porn databases list him in around 2,000 titles, but he points out he can be in all five scenes of one movie, so his scene count may be closer to 8,000, some of them with the same woman more than once. TT Boy, an old-school legend, claims 10,000, and Lex says he could never catch him. TT Boy could work with every Black actress and every white actress. Lex had every Black actress, but only the white ones who agreed to do interracial. To picture 5,000, he says, take the hottest club in Miami, which holds maybe 2,000 people, make every one of them a woman, and add 3,000 more. He believes 9/11 would have killed him. Born Clifton Todd Britt in Morristown, New Jersey, he did two years at Morehouse, transferred to Syracuse, and graduated in 1993 with degrees in history and African American studies. He got his Series 7 license and became a stockbroker at Oppenheimer in the World Trade Center. He was making six figures and says his quality of life was miserable, and he's convinced that if he had stayed in that job, he would have died in the attacks. Around the time he got his license, someone invited him to a party in a hotel suite, and it turned into a sex party. There a Los Angeles director offered him work and told him to come to the porn convention in Las Vegas. He took his stage name from a Manhattan corner near Madison and Lexington Avenues. He went on to become the first man to win AVN Male Performer of the Year three times and has been in about 1,300 videos. Wikipedia notes he's known for a highly productive ejaculation capability. His own studio, Mercenary Pictures, reportedly cleared $2.6 million in net profit in 2011. He was engaged to performer Vanessa Blue, and after she left the company in 2006 they sued each other in federal court over who owned the videos, settling in 2009. He later married actress Savana Styles, launched a fetish line with her, and the two divorced. He also crossed into mainstream TV, playing himself on Weeds and a male escort on Nip/Tuck, and he backed Obama in 2008. In 2019 he had hip replacement surgery, complications sent him back for a second operation, and a GoFundMe went up to help pay his medical bills. He walked out of a job at the World Trade Center, went to a sex party, and came away with about 5,000 women and a hip replacement. Is Lexington Steele the greatest career change in history, or the most expensive one?

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