HERE ARE THE RULES

Got 4 pairs of leggings for Christmas, currently wearing pair #2& had this conversation with my daughter last night.

Woke up at 12:30 today. I don’t even feel guilty!

I like a lot of those rules, but I'm using my time off to start a new novel. Six chapters in already. I started last Saturday.

It’s like an extended Fat Tuesday. Act accordingly.

I wish.... I work...

Does putting the tv show on while you sleep count, cause you have to work every day.? Asking for me. 😄

I love it! Got new sweats for Christmas

And….dont forget to trim your nose hairs

Pussy I’m working on and loading my race cars to race 3 races in Florida.

I’m already overachieving 😅

I’m gonna tell you that you just described retirement to a “t”!

Hell YES!!

This is 100% accurate. I am Typing this while Drinking a 2:30 pm miller high life.

this is all true

You just described our retirement. No rules or time contraints. If we want to get up at 2am and eat pie with Cool Whip and have coffee we do it. Both healthy as can be!

I have gained 7 lbs

I'll be working 🥵

Sounds about right!!!

😂😂😂

How does everyone have the week off? Doesn’t everyone need to crank out year-end reports?

Dawg, I love this but I got kids. 🫤

Yeah .. no thanks .... I have my own rules

I will have my rando picked out before midnight

Hashtag #️⃣ Truth 😂🤣

Rofl. I had egg at 3am and ham & turkey melt for breakfast at 9. Its true

@oasinet1

Which rando you are going to hug at midnight 🤣

Yessir!

This is so correct 😅 I woke up at 5 pm and drank a Peroni

Way ahead of you although I don’t do stretchy pants only Carhartt . Season one of Stargate Atlantis. lol

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