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Here is the answer for the one who was crying yesterday to apologize. Showed that faceless bully his place. 😂 Swag ho toh Elvish Bhai jesa ho warna na ho. Systum k neeche rhna hoga 🔥 #ElvishYadav #ElvishArmy

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Life is such a funny thing. You kidnapped a medical doctor and his brother. Demanded for 100M naira, killed the younger brother in the process and released the doctor after a ransom of millions of naira was paid. Now your own child is sick, you rushed her to the hospital and guess who attended to the child? The same doctor you kidnapped and almost killed. To everyone who prayed and contributed for the safe release of Dr Abu Tunde, the HO who was kidnapped in Auchi, God bless you all, his abductors have been arrested at the hospital where he was met to attend to their own child.

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Awkward Taiwan: In probably one of the more surreal commencement speeches of all time, graduates at Taiwan’s Shih Hsin University #世新大學 were told to “End yourselves quickly” if they couldn’t keep their lives in order after they entered the work place. This rather drastic admonition was made by Shih Shin University president Chen Ching-ho 世新大學校長陳清河 during his commencement address to the school’s Master’s and PhD degree graduates. He then went on to tell them that if they could not manage their lives they should exit from the world because the world wouldn’t need people like them. The ensuing uproar has led to calls for Dr Chen to resign. Yesterday he apologized for “had not been sufficiently careful in my remarks” and announced he would take a two month unpaid leave. #Taiwan #graduation #commencement

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Pro-Pals are getting actual TERRORISTS to stick up for the Palestine Action hunger strikers. This is Jihad Al-Roum who was one of the lynch mob who ripped two Israelis apart in Ramallah. Remember the psycho with the blood on his hands at the window. He was one of those murderers. Al Roum also murdered 18 year old Yuri Gushchin after the teenager was tricked into entering Ramallah. Yuri was stabbed and shot to death. This murderer was released in the ceasefire deal of 2023 in exchange for innocent civilians kidnapped in the horrific October 7 attacks. Now he’s living comfortably in Egypt and advocating for prisoners here. That should tell you everything you need to know.

Pro-Pals are getting actual TERRORISTS to stick up for the Palestine Action hunger strikers. This is Jihad Al-Roum who was one of the lynch mob who ripped two Israelis apart in Ramallah. Remember the psycho with the blood on his hands at the window. He was one of those murderers. Al Roum also murdered 18 year old Yuri Gushchin after the teenager was tricked into entering Ramallah. Yuri was stabbed and shot to death. This murderer was released in the ceasefire deal of 2023 in exchange for innocent civilians kidnapped in the horrific October 7 attacks. Now he’s living comfortably in Egypt and advocating for prisoners here. That should tell you everything you need to know.

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Part-2 Horny Ankit! “Saala abhi se itna hard ho gaya. Bas soch raha hoon… agar aaj raat dono aati, pehle jeans wali ko wall pe laga ke peeche se leta. Phir kurti wali ko god mein utha ke. Dono ko ek saath chodna hai mann kar raha hai.” He started stroking slowly, right there on the terrace, not caring if anyone looked up. “Mera lund uncut hai na, isliye andar se bohot garam rehta hai. Jab kisi ke andar jaata hai toh pehle thoda tight feel hota hai, phir soft. Aur cum bohot nikalta hai. Ek baar nikaala toh lagta hai doosra bhi nikalega. College ke washroom mein do-teen baar nikaal chuka hoon din mein.” He looked at me, still stroking, foreskin sliding up and down over the wet head. “Tu bhi sochta hoga na kabhi? Ki seedha kisi random ladki ko bol du ‘Aaj raat tera pura nikaal lunga.’ Main toh sochta rehta hoon. Kabhi-kabhi lagta hai bas ek baar kisi ko pakad ke, bina condom ke, andar tak daal du. Smell bhi usko feel hoga mera cock ka, cum ka. Room mein toh roz yehi smell rehta hai. Tu notice kiya hoga.” He squeezed the head and another thick drop of precum fell onto the terrace floor. “Aaj raat bhi nikaalunga. Do baar. Ek abhi, ek sone se pehle. Warna subah tak itna tight rahega ki chalne mein dikkat hogi.” He kept talking like that for a long time — about fucking the girls he’d seen, about how much he leaked, about how his bush got sticky by the end of the day, about how he sometimes slept with the same underwear just so the smell stayed strong. The whole time his cock stayed hard, dark, uncut, and heavy in his hand, the wet sound of his fist the only other noise on the quiet Bhopal terrace. After that night I stopped knocking before entering his room. There was no point. He was almost always hard, almost always half-naked, and the air always smelled exactly the same pure cock and cum.

Part-2 Horny Ankit! “Saala abhi se itna hard ho gaya. Bas soch raha hoon… agar aaj raat dono aati, pehle jeans wali ko wall pe laga ke peeche se leta. Phir kurti wali ko god mein utha ke. Dono ko ek saath chodna hai mann kar raha hai.” He started stroking slowly, right there on the terrace, not caring if anyone looked up. “Mera lund uncut hai na, isliye andar se bohot garam rehta hai. Jab kisi ke andar jaata hai toh pehle thoda tight feel hota hai, phir soft. Aur cum bohot nikalta hai. Ek baar nikaala toh lagta hai doosra bhi nikalega. College ke washroom mein do-teen baar nikaal chuka hoon din mein.” He looked at me, still stroking, foreskin sliding up and down over the wet head. “Tu bhi sochta hoga na kabhi? Ki seedha kisi random ladki ko bol du ‘Aaj raat tera pura nikaal lunga.’ Main toh sochta rehta hoon. Kabhi-kabhi lagta hai bas ek baar kisi ko pakad ke, bina condom ke, andar tak daal du. Smell bhi usko feel hoga mera cock ka, cum ka. Room mein toh roz yehi smell rehta hai. Tu notice kiya hoga.” He squeezed the head and another thick drop of precum fell onto the terrace floor. “Aaj raat bhi nikaalunga. Do baar. Ek abhi, ek sone se pehle. Warna subah tak itna tight rahega ki chalne mein dikkat hogi.” He kept talking like that for a long time — about fucking the girls he’d seen, about how much he leaked, about how his bush got sticky by the end of the day, about how he sometimes slept with the same underwear just so the smell stayed strong. The whole time his cock stayed hard, dark, uncut, and heavy in his hand, the wet sound of his fist the only other noise on the quiet Bhopal terrace. After that night I stopped knocking before entering his room. There was no point. He was almost always hard, almost always half-naked, and the air always smelled exactly the same pure cock and cum.

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