Here it comes, folks! #thetwatfiles Oct 12th

Did you ever eat a scone cream first? Someone over the wrong side of the Tamar said he was sure he saw you do that - although it was dark & foggy & you did look about 6 foot tall at the time... But he was convinced it was you. Can you confirm Dawn?

Can confirm that blaggard is a lying liar

I'm so excited for this! Speaking of perfection, gems get their color from their "impurities" or "structural defects." But that's what makes them so beautiful and dazzling! Just like people.

Pre ordered!!! Cannot wait! 🙌🏻❤️

👍👍👍I’m in that club 😂😂

This has GOT to be put on the reading list for GCSE English. It would be a brilliant way to show how marvellously full and fulfilling life can be when you accept one's own twatnesss and realise imperfection is wholesome. @Dawn_French YoU RoCK 🤜🏿🤛🏻

My ample (and, sadly, sagging) bosom and large, dimpled ass are pre-ordering this book now!

OMG love this

Sounds like my kinda read ... I always say on my insta you will never get a perfect photo from me and who cares about angles ... ooh and also with you on the ample bosom. Must make a note to preorder x

I love you x