Here we go again. Let’s hope this time it’s real!

Quick question (I should probly reach out to "maths woman) but do we have to be OUT DOORS when we "rapture"? The last thing I want is to bang my head on the ceiling in my apartment and "un-rapture"!

Outdoors and naked

@connorsnyc 😂

@connorsnyc You know how this works. You tried out the last time.

So predictable. 😂

You ready??

Goodbye Joooooooooooooeeeee

See you on the other side. ✌️

It’s can’t be today damnit ! It’s my Birthday 🥴🤣

Happy birthday!

Thanks 😊

Also I am at sea in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Will it get the rapture? The Internet speeds are not fast since they are not using Starlink.

You’re safe

Thanks.

I was worried for a nanosecond.

Is this for reals!!?? I'm still renovating my guest bath. Should I just stop? 😳😂

Might as well stop

The rapture is not in the Bible. Some guy came up with it in the 1800s.

Don’t tell them.

They’d know this is they actually ever opened the Bible

Then take 24, divide it by 180, add 2, subtract 54, divide by 1000 and there you have it. A fucking nut case

Omg she nailed it! This is exactly how ludicrous these people sound when announcing each rapture. And the whole “God tends to favor the US”, when talking about time zones, had me😂😂😂😂😂

Who takes care of her cat?

🤪

Reminds me of this banger of a scene compliments of the Christian Nightmare account:

It would freak them out if someone filled a bunch of blow up dolls with helium.

These people are fucking crazy.

I got a smoke signal saying their God called it off because Trump wanted it to be all about him and he wasn’t even on the VIP list… He was on the VIP list to somewhere else, so sorry no Rapture today folks and you can blame Joe Biden…

They haven't been worthy of any of the previous raptures. Unfortunately they will not be worthy of this one.

Can they at least do it before rush hour

“Snacks for the rapture”

She needs to talk to herself in a padded room.

They keep promising us a world without Christians, yet never deliver. WTF?!

I gotta say, this has to be the most concrete evidence I’ve ever heard.

Does not leave much time to prepare. Have to ramp up the $1K pet sitting fee, payable in cash ahead of them floating away.

It's going to be in American Time Zone. Hmmm, can someone please explain to her how time works in the entire Universe. Also, it's currently 9am EST..........still waiting.

"Snacks for the rapture" OMFG!

If it don't happen by the time I have to go to work.... Oooooooh Lord! #DontPissMeOffGod 🤬

She's making fun of them, right?

“We know there were 8 people on Noah’s Ark.” We do?

Never mind the snacks, make sure you’ve got clean undies on.

Look how excited she is! That door is locked from the OUTSIDE right?

I don’t think I’m ready - I have drs appointments and stuff… 😬

What a shock, she’s wrong again. If she’s so damn sure, how about she donates 100% of her money and all of her possessions to a charity?