Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:

This is genuinely soft launching the surveillance state

Government: how can we get Americans to accept constant surveillance? Ring: Puppies Americans: PUPPIES!!!!!!

Love how they frame this like there’s a fucking epidemic of lost dogs lol gtfo

Your dog just gonna have to be lost. Ain’t no way

White people will use this for racist purposes

This is some real dystopian shit

I'm sure this won't backfire at all like all those other times.

This feels so black mirror coded

This is literally the technology that Batman used find Joker in The Dark Knight and decided it was too unethical to ever be used again

Lol and yall dumbass still gonna have a ring camera. You think cause you choose to opt out or change your settings. They cant tap in when ever they want?

What happens when people start using this to track kids? A case of human surveillance on steroids

yea... this will be used for the wrong thing later... even now in secret

That Ring ad was them soft launching Palantir tbh

no, guys, really, it's only for dogs:

Police gotta be laughing they ass off that we all agreed to put cameras on our property that they can access at any time

Nothing like a Super Bowl ad casually reminding us we’re all living inside a surveillance grid 😭

Be a hero, record everything always, and discard your privacy.

They are soft launching public accessibility to facial recognition

piloting a human tracking platform by using Americans obsession with dogs to trick them into utilizing it. brilliantly twisted the powers that be are

This isn’t about animals. It’s a cover up for mass surveillance…..

They not looking for lost dogs

Superbowl ads pushed AI and other unpopular tech all night. They are desperate for the public buy in

@BethurumTim Ring

Like there’s local Facebook groups that work faster and don’t invade your privacy this is insane

Until a woman goes missing then its... the feed was down.

Again

They absolutely did not make this for lost dogs.

This ad did NOT land the way they thought it would.

10 million missing, 1 found per day. small price to pay for total loss of privacy

How is this legal?!?

Brilliant, now let’s find that missing old lady