He’s done another one 😂😂😂😂

“Bagpipes spread out like a car wash entrance” I’m dying 😂🤣😂🤣.

Hahaha he’s so funny isn’t he 😂

He’s hilarious - he brightened up my morning 🤣😂

I’ve got halfway through it, and what’s troubling me? He’s painted a picture so well, I can see it in my head 😳 that stuff doesn’t need to be there on a Thursday evening. How do you know that’s even a thing? 🤦🏻‍♂️

😂😂😂

I went on a couple of these sites out of curiosity. I'm 68, a widow. I let it be known from the start that I didn't want naughty stuff or sex on the first date. What did I get? Dick picks. I left.

I follow this guy on Insta, he’s hilarious 😂

Yeah he’s so funny

People under glass tables shouldn't throw stones.

Entrance to a car wash …. 😂

😂

The man seriously needs to tour. @KTHopkins

@KTHopkins Hehe

@KTHopkins Strangest thing is, it’s true of dating sites for over 45’s 😂

@KTHopkins Have you experienced it yourself?

@KTHopkins Yes, but only after meeting them…. Pent up 25 yr marriages to bore’s, i’m just tired of it now though 🤪😂

You need to credit him so we can all follow him, I need to follow him! 🤣🤣

Is there any height requirement? Maybe some "wiggle" room? 😂

"I want to lick some Mr Sheen off your... window" Excellent line 👌

I'm still pissing myself at the first one he made earlier 🤣🤣🤣

Terrence! The real MR SHEEN!

😂

After I heard glass table I feared a lot worse.

😂😂😂😂 I did too actually

“Chuck some chuddy under there and get ya monies worth!” 🤣

Hahaha

Omg I’m crying 🤣🤣

Haha I was too 😂😂

The word 'Flaps' sends a shudder through me. And beef curtains.

Even is this is just a made up comedy sketch. You just know some weird twat is out there and is actually like Terrance.

He is the best thing I've seen and heard in ages 🤣😂🤣😂

😂😂😂

Glass table 🤣🤣🤣

Actually the glass table is for coprophilia

Who is he? Love it

Brilliant!

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I heard this following story about 20yrs ago... Friends of mine went for a meal at the home of relatively new neighbours. After copious amounts of wine had flowed, this couple admitted that he liked to sit under the glass dining table while she squatted on it to do a 💩 😱🤮🤯

Good god! 😱

Oh FFS he’s a legend 👏🤣

😂😂

Hole of destiny 🤣🤣🤣

Terence the window licker 😜😝😝

That’s so funny! Omg!

Between sick and sicker

Love it

Small mercies I suppose, Terrence could have asked the lady to lay some brown cable on the glass.

@elementalvenus for your friend to avoid.

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