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Heโ€™s done another one ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Diane Harris ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œBagpipes spread out like a car wash entranceโ€ Iโ€™m dying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ.

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Hahaha heโ€™s so funny isnโ€™t he ๐Ÿ˜‚

Diane Harris ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Diane Harris3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Heโ€™s hilarious - he brightened up my morning ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Grant Tantrum ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Iโ€™ve got halfway through it, and whatโ€™s troubling me? Heโ€™s painted a picture so well, I can see it in my head ๐Ÿ˜ณ that stuff doesnโ€™t need to be there on a Thursday evening. How do you know thatโ€™s even a thing? ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Hemlock Dreams ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I went on a couple of these sites out of curiosity. I'm 68, a widow. I let it be known from the start that I didn't want naughty stuff or sex on the first date. What did I get? Dick picks. I left.

Sophie โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Sophie โค๏ธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I follow this guy on Insta, heโ€™s hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Yeah heโ€™s so funny

Iamconcerned ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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People under glass tables shouldn't throw stones.

MC ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Entrance to a car wash โ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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๐Ÿ˜‚

MC ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
MC3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The man seriously needs to tour. @KTHopkins

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@KTHopkins Hehe

MC ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@KTHopkins Strangest thing is, itโ€™s true of dating sites for over 45โ€™s ๐Ÿ˜‚

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@KTHopkins Have you experienced it yourself?

MC ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
MC3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

@KTHopkins Yes, but only after meeting themโ€ฆ. Pent up 25 yr marriages to boreโ€™s, iโ€™m just tired of it now though ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚

Isitjustme ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Isitjustme ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

You need to credit him so we can all follow him, I need to follow him! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Prof K. Nutz ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Is there any height requirement? Maybe some "wiggle" room? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Asian Mum Riot ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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"I want to lick some Mr Sheen off your... window" Excellent line ๐Ÿ‘Œ

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟENGLISH AND PROUD ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟENGLISH AND PROUD ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I'm still pissing myself at the first one he made earlier ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

shitshow ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Terrence! The real MR SHEEN!

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚

Andy Ronin ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Andy Ronin ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

After I heard glass table I feared a lot worse.

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I did too actually

SteveGo ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œChuck some chuddy under there and get ya monies worth!โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Hahaha

sally morris ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Omg Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Haha I was too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Iamconcerned ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Iamconcerned3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The word 'Flaps' sends a shudder through me. And beef curtains.

John Lee ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
John Lee ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Even is this is just a made up comedy sketch. You just know some weird twat is out there and is actually like Terrance.

Kate ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Kate3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

He is the best thing I've seen and heard in ages ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐“Ÿ๐“๐“ค๐“› โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐“Ÿ๐“๐“ค๐“› โค๏ธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Glass table ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

BritishBuddha ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Actually the glass table is for coprophilia

Daniel Symmonds/restore britain ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Daniel Symmonds/restore britain3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Who is he? Love it

Cymrawes. ๐ŸŸ Re-VENGER. ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Cymrawes. ๐ŸŸ Re-VENGER.3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Brilliant!

cosmic girl ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Siren Designs ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I heard this following story about 20yrs ago... Friends of mine went for a meal at the home of relatively new neighbours. After copious amounts of wine had flowed, this couple admitted that he liked to sit under the glass dining table while she squatted on it to do a ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฏ

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Good god! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Darren ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Darren3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Oh FFS heโ€™s a legend ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ

โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
โค๏ธ Jax โค๏ธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Tim Evans ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tim Evans3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Hole of destiny ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

TJ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
TJ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Terence the window licker ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

caroline jones ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Thatโ€™s so funny! Omg!

Molly ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Molly3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Between sick and sicker

Rachel Rowett ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Love it

Terry Wuckfit ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Small mercies I suppose, Terrence could have asked the lady to lay some brown cable on the glass.

Vexed โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Vexed โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

@elementalvenus for your friend to avoid.

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Sรญlbhe ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Anita๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Anita๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿพโ˜…Carrieโ˜…โšก๏ธ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐Ÿพโ˜…Carrieโ˜…โšก๏ธ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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