He’s had rizz since 1960

I just realized that rizz is short for charisma 🤣

🤣🤣

This is me trying to answer the test bro💀

Dude just flipped the question around, said everything he’d do on a date, then said “but I gotta go, where’s my $100”, she said they didn’t have it, so he said “well you’re coming with me then.” Well played, Grand Chess-master.

he can do better than her

Bro got cooked pretty bad 😭😭

In 1986, 22-year-old flight attendant Neerja Bhanot was on duty during Pan Am Flight 73 when terrorists hijacked it. One Indian-American passenger was swiftly killed by the hijackers, who then asked Bhanot to gather all passengers' passports to identify the Americans. Defying their orders, Bhanot hid 43 American passengers' passports, some under seats and others in the trash. After 17 grueling hours, the terrorists started setting off explosives and shooting. Bhanot, instead of escaping, opened the airplane doors and guided passengers to safety. In the process, she lost her life while protecting three American children from gunfire. One of the children she shielded, only seven at the time, later became an airline captain. He credited Bhanot as his inspiration.

bro would have been a menace in his youth 😭

bro found his girlfriend' twin online

This is a good dude. How much would you love being friends with this guy