Hey Mets fans!

You need a bigger size cap.

Why don't you ever go to Yankees games? Can you fit in any of their seats?

Real fans will only sit in 37/39 in the old stadium and 202-204 in the new stadium. #BleacherCreatures (unless it’s a suite like a few times)

pull up for the subway series fatty 🤷

@RossInBergen How about FUCK YOU 🖕

@RossInBergen

Speaking 2 words at a time while out of breath. You sure showed them, pal 👍🏼

You sound like you’re actively fighting off a stroke.

Grown ass man leaving his house with his child in it at 1 in the morning to troll people lmao

Ya’ll suck too