Hey Siri we need guns 🔥

Alexa let the ATF know exactly where I hide my weapons.

I would never allow SIRI in my home much less give it this type of authority.

I just spent ten minutes yelling at Siri. My dresser didn’t move. I’ll keep trying though

It’s cool, but associating your arsenal of firearms with Alexa does nothing but invite the government to know exactly what you have and where. Alexis is nothing but a spy device, I will never have one in my home.

Now practice in the voice you’ll be using when you need the gun. Kinda like yelling.

Cool but I would never trust tech with my ability to get a weapon

Now that sir is better than pornhub 🫡

Ok Alexa now the dildo drawer.

Alexa? Uh.. no way. All gun access should be air gapped.

What happens when the internet goes out ? …