hi, it’s me. the opening day hype video.

hi, opening day hype video. i'm dad.

I promise you'll like this song

🔥 🔥 🔥

LET’S GO!!!

#TridentsUp

Hyped to barely break .500 because we didn't do anything in the offseason

Nothing to be hype about, you guys did nothing. Enjoy 3rd place.

You clowns still trash I see

Welp forget me sleeping now. Who needs that anyways, am I right?

Lifelong fan here. For the 1st time in 2 decades, I did not renew my MLBTv subscription. My small protest against spending $ on a team that doesn’t spend $ to try and win. I’ve never hoped more that I’m wrong. I hope they win 100 games. Do I need to let it go and watch anyway?