Hi Threads. Here's what you need to know about the competition.

To support this sort of silliness - you can tip us through our @kofi_button page: @elonmusk said he'd drop couple of mil in there later on.

@twitter Are you angry yet?

Give me your Threads link! Ha! No seriously.

Um, we *think* larryandpaulinsta !

@KevinPascoe Where's the cat though? There's always a cat on social media. I hate cats--- TORIES, I mean tories. Tory cats.

@mattgreencomedy Bang on re @LinkedIn - just need to add their even more annoying ‘would you like to connect to’ messages that get repeated over and over and over………………

Hilarious 😆

And can we expect a Threads version soon? Please.

Brilliant

LinkedIn bizzzznisssssss 🤣🤣