Hold on this is a long island ? Rass

What! I swear people made me feel like something was wrong with me for not being able to finish one glass without my knees disappearing. Whole time this was designed to fuck me up

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After drinking that 😐

y’all don’t watch the bartenders make y’all drinks???? praise y’all here to see this.. cause ain’t no way. I don’t order it if i don’t know the ingredients.

Halfway into my second glass:

Girl-

Im legit confused lmaooo cause why is this 99.9% alcohol & .1% sugar

Man, no wonder everyone used to be tore up back in the day. Trying to trick us with the word "tea" 😂

Strong Island 💪🏽😂

I really give people too much credit. Y’all do not to pay attention in life huh.

There’s no way I used to drink multiple “talls” of this. I’m ready to tell my story