Holy $&!@…that’s a lot!

Emily: Sera ? What’s Fuck ? Sera: Emily! No! Emily: But Adam gets to say it. :(

89 swear words is crazy 🤪

Alastor count: 1 Everyone:

Emily lmao

Last night I experienced true fear. It was a late night and my wife was still mad at me cause I broke her frappuccino machine . It ticked her off so bad she packed up her bags, took my car, and headed to her mom’s house. Alone at the crib, I decided to turn on the TV and watch some Hazbin Hotel. However, I didn’t realize my son was standing behind me until I heard a tiny sneeze. “You know you not supposed to watch this, it’s rated 18,” I told him, “Go back in your room and put on Cocomelon”. He scurried away like a mouse with the lights on. I continued watching, and had a good laugh honestly. You know, for a show about demons, there’s a lot of heart. After the last episode, I drank a fifth of koolaid and took myself to bed. Just when my eyes started to close, my door slowly creeped open, and a piercing sound ripped through my ears. I looked up to see what was going on, then my son appeared out of nowhere! His friendly brown eyes were now red and glowed like a demonic ruby. “Jackson, what the sam hill are you doing?” I asked, trying to hide my panic. He growled “Call me Angel Dust”. And suddenly, he vomited a ton of c*****e into my face until I was screaming in agony. It felt like tiny ants were just eating at my eyes. I collapsed to the ground and started convulsing on the floor. Then a demon named Charlie in a long red coat flew in from the shadows. He growled “Goodbye Sweetheart” with a sharp venom and descended towards me. Before I could even react, a vast darkness consumed me, and my life slipped from my own eyes. Fortunately, I was still alive and now I’m receiving treatment in the hospital. The nurses are nice but the food is terrible, they gave me a “sandwich” that tasted like pig water. But I guess this is what I deserve for betraying my Faith. Once I escape, I will be boycotting and suing everyone involved in this show, no matter what it takes!

Try not swearing for an episode challenge

Ok but can we talk about how Sera's reaction to Charlie saying "fuck yes!", she gives her this wtf look as if Adam hadn't been swearing the whole time 😒 Am I the only one bothered by this?

Shit now people are gonna use this as ammo 😭

we love Vaggie swearing in Spanish

I'm starting to believe that only satanist liberals watch this show. I'm going to start a petition to get this brainwashing show off the streaming apps, who's with me!