Holy fucking shit

casually dropping how covid damaged his brain so severely he can’t remember people’s names

Ha ha ha! I have brain damage so bad that I can no longer remember the names of people I’ve known for years! This is a source of humor and levity to me! Ha ha ha! How fun and goofy!

Incredibly normal conversation, whatchu mean?

If you called me by the company I work for that would throw me into a bath salts-style fugue state

It is the future we chose

1. Oh my fucking God, they're laughing. 2. I thought I was the last person after black & white film went out of fashion who liked being called "darling" 3. OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Actually puked in my mouth.

Lolol brain damage is hilarious!

I hate it when I understand, even briefly, why folks stock up on weapons & MREs and become hermits deep in the woods.

poppy bush