Home Run Derby at home? Why not.

Have Nola pitch.

ADMIN IM SO EXCITED

Schwarbs next

More like strikeout derby for this guy 🤣🤣🤣 @bryceharper3

wait home run derby at your crib?? hell yeah i’m jealous

That’s the only way this trash will get a hit if someone is throwing a slow pitch softball to him. If I wanted to see the the shit this team is putting on the field tonight and at the plate I could watch the Mets. Sorry ass performance tonight by overpaid minor leaguers.

Why not Schwarber?

Of course this putrid lineup could make Brady Singer look like a Cy Young candidate.

Great news! Now can we also not give up a home run derby tonight in Cincy again? Ty!

Great news! Now can we also not give up a home run derby tonight in Cincy again? Ty!

Let’s Go!!

We wanted schwarbz

Now we need Schwarber

Strike out derby.

Bring On Bryce! 👍

Dominated by this bag of trash 😂

Fuck yes

yes

🤟🏻#RingTheBell

Yessssssss

The worst 1st inning team in all of sport! Sad

It’s 2026 old man

Kick 🦵 butt Harper 👏💪😍💯

Hell yeah!

Lets goooooooo #3

The last time I saw you in the HRD, you won, BUT.......

Yes⚡️🧨

He'll be -200 to win if Nola pitches for him

이씨발롬들도 또조작하네

All about who's pitching to him, figure that out and he could go off

My Goat 🐐

now he’s gonna be shit in the 2nd half after doing this

@Sean_Brace Give me some money to get Netflix

Sign Trevor Bauer!!!!!!!