Homer Probability: 100% Noelvi Marte

@MarteNoelvi Can we just skip to the 9th when we’re up 3 and our bullpen blows it?

@MarteNoelvi He better be here for a long time

@MarteNoelvi These guys don’t get on base. They hit solo home runs and lose because only hitting solo shots isn’t enough when you have a terrible bullpen.

@MarteNoelvi Game over Dunn is a dunce

@MarteNoelvi Apple TV is garbage

@MarteNoelvi 9 errors in June, WFT band of stupids

@MarteNoelvi Same probability as a loss

@HeyGingersaurus @MarteNoelvi

@MarteNoelvi Playoff probability: 0%

@MarteNoelvi Fix the bullpen

@MarteNoelvi You suck. Worst team is baseball

@MarteNoelvi this team is not even AAA quality. The owners and GM should be ashamed...but they aren't. They just keep raking in the money with their subpar team. Where we gonna go?

@MarteNoelvi Bullpen is so dependable.

@MarteNoelvi Goat is back

@MarteNoelvi Worst team with men on in baseball

@MarteNoelvi sounded like a 12 gauge

@MarteNoelvi Y'all can bitch at and blame the owners and such all you want, but when you can't catch simple fly balls or play bunts, what do you want them to do. Stop putting guys in positions they can't play and stop moving the lineup all over the place.

@MarteNoelvi Sell the team

@MarteNoelvi I want to root for Marte(hell He hit a home run tonight), but a 1 pitch double play, after Dunn walks to start the inning, and a short arm of a big foul ball he should have caught is the stuff that gets you beat. *Do something & win this game and make me eat shit.

@MarteNoelvi Too bad nobody can watch

@MarteNoelvi he crushed this one

@MarteNoelvi where are the haters now?!?

@MarteNoelvi Why do the videos start when the pitch is already thrown? I never understand that.

@MarteNoelvi No one cares.

@MarteNoelvi JOY IS IN THE AIR FROM RF.

@MarteNoelvi I hate you pathetic losers

@MarteNoelvi First homer and first rbi of the season is sad af. And that’s the real point here.

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@MarteNoelvi Sorry, I think Steer is a great player for the Reds but he is not a 2nd baseman.

@MarteNoelvi Would have been cool to see live. But I don't have Crapple TV.

@MarteNoelvi What’s the loss probability?

@MarteNoelvi Send this wetback to the strawberry fields