Honestly.. Have you EVER been this drunk before… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I did not see that coming!!!! 😂😂

🇺🇸 One Nation, under Trump, Stronger THAN EVER. Are you Trump Tough? 💪Tough T's Here:

My papa use to say “I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman.. But I’ve woken up next to a few” 🤣🤣🤣

Hate to say it, but yes, once

No. But now that I’m single again at 45 I think I’m gonna have to lower my standards.

Yeah . Most of my life !

He must've had a really good life when his eyes closed 🤣

That took a pleasant turn that was unexpected. 😂😂😂

I went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2, lol

No,, never lol

Omg thx for posting this!! Best laugh I’ve had for a min!