"Horizontally challenged"

You're going to be skinny enough to get to the food, or you'll starve until you're skinny enough to get to the food.

So that’s why I don’t see many fatties in Amsterdam

Crazy not having doors at ground level in a city that’s below sea level.

Translation: don't go to Amsterdam if you're a fat fuck

Does she realize that FAT is mostly an American phenomenon?

Doors are up high in case the canal floods.

Just say fatty 🤦‍♂️

I prefer gravitationally gifted.

Bluesky’s entry: Can it redefine the social media landscape?

Cobble stone roads will be hard to walk on with weak cankles and wobble knees.

Circumferentially gifted