Hos long to clean the oven?

Tell them the pizza never went in the oven

To be fair that pizza looks more like a Brian Albert, it never came out of the oven

Might be the worst slice of pizza I have ever seen. And $9.36???????? Unbelievable.

If he gives a good review it will all go away, if he doesn’t it will be an episode.

I wish he would’ve just said, “killer.”

Who’s got time to clean the ovens when you’re cleaning up crime scenes, framing innocent people, dealing drugs, driving drunk & literally killing people. Side note: that pizza looks fucking horrible.

I KNOW the roof of his mouth is all cut up from that crispy ass slice

If the drink case is empty his Pepsi invoices are more than likely past due 👌👀🤣🤣🤣

If my son gets a 6.8/10 on his homeschool assignments I make him redo them 😂 … 6.8 = 68% = D. Even for a homeschooler, that’s a failing grade. ✏️

Pizza shouldn’t be crunchy. What do I know? I’m just Italian.