🌶️ hot take computers are just rocks with lightning in them

Learn more about rocks in this video

just rocks, imagine... they should be cheaper then 😺

“Carefully arranged sand that we tricked into doing math for us by putting lightning inside.” Take that, sand.

- Yer a wizard Harry! + No, I'm not Hagrid. I'm just a nerd 🤓

Sam is that you!?

One of my old mates described computer chips as powered by black smoke... let the smoke out, not more computing..

Coldest take ever since you're only spitting the truth.

No seriously we’re all magically communicating through silicon because vacuum tubes were not fast enough. All because someone figured out an electrical charge can be used to persist state 🤯

Source of my salary is shaping sparks in solidified sand.

Where I’m from, rocks with lightning in them are something the Night Shift did.