How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday? Im on my Bluetooth breaking down Glenn Tape Scout film last minute to truly get the hands free experience

@NFLtapeWatch I'm just thankful Goff and the Lions are playing the Jets in Detroit instead of the NYC area because I don't want to see another Jared anywhere near a subway

@NFLtapeWatch Thought Carolina Mic was doing a hog reveal for a second but now just a normal amount of excited for football Sunday

@NFLtapeWatch I had to plug my phone in at every bar and paid a big tab in Wisconsin’s capital city. You can say my night was full of Chargers, Bills, and Madison beer

@NFLtapeWatch I’m tracking all of Hank’s Rams and Broncos player props because I already know he loves giving shoutouts for LA-DEN

@NFLtapeWatch I’m watching highlights from the 2013 NFC Wildcard round and brushing up on my marine biology because the SEA WAS angry that day my friends

@NFLtapeWatch I’m urging Brian Flores to make sure his defense is well fed because delays can happen when you force turnovers and rush a struggling Baker

@NFLtapeWatch watching the game's at this awesome little bar in Western MA because I here their nuts about masked ppl in loud conflict

@NFLtapeWatch I’m telling the Cardinals rookie RB to watch McCaffrey closely because according to the bible another experienced Christian figure was very effective at teaching Love

@NFLtapeWatch Im touring Mike Tomlin's Minecraft city. Twelve years of work and every building is 9x8.

@NFLtapeWatch I’m wondering if the Vice President is going to switch parties because last week we saw another JD from Washington break left

@NFLtapeWatch I’m wearing an N95 mask to the bar and fading the Patriots to COVER because Drake Maye can’t solve a third and long COVID.

@NFLtapeWatch Watching the football team from Washington play a football team from Washington and rooting for the football team from Washington

@NFLtapeWatch I’m telling Caleb Williams to stay off X for a few days because people are furious with a guy pretending to be a disabled lesbian

@NFLtapeWatch I’m rewatching Forrest Gump to watch what would’ve happened if Drake Maye could actually hit his open receivers #hesstillrunning

@NFLtapeWatch I’m joining everyone in the Meadowlands by honoring Dolly Parton today in the GIANT/TIT matchup

@NFLtapeWatch I’m getting Drake Maye an early screening for the new Nathan Fielder Documentary so he can learn how to see everything #hesstillrunning

@NFLtapeWatch I am betting on the Ravens to dominate in Rio and give the Cowboys such a thorough Brazilian wax that Jerry Jones gets a little handsy on the flight home.

I am keeping a close eye on all the games and reminding fans it’s only week three so no need for any NE JAX reactions

@NFLtapeWatch Im taking Bills -7 because if there is one city who knows how to handle a man and it's Beer it's Buffalo.

@NFLtapeWatch I’m telling Saints fans to stop by the Pelicans facility before the game to help boost the crowd noise, because if Hank’s butt taught us anything, just being in the vicinity can send SHOUGH waves through the stadium.

@NFLtapeWatch I will be contacting my local congresswoman Lauren Boebert on the best approach for JAGging off Patriots. As a non supporter of trans rights, she would know if there are any new TLaw's cumming in Washington

@NFLtapeWatch Studying truck videos all week to prepare for Rams Broncos. I’ve concluded the best model in the business is the Chevy Silverado, the official sponsor of Pardon My Take.

@NFLtapeWatch I’m watching Forrest Gump, because he’s still running. #hsr

@NFLtapeWatch I’m not able to pay my phone plan because when your Chargers aren’t working, you can’t expect to stay ahead of the Bills.

@NFLtapeWatch Get a life man 😆

🧃 NFL SUNDAY — THE JUICE We went through the board. No forcing shit today. ⚡️ Chargers +7.5 📉 Bengals/Steelers UNDER 42.5 🤘 Texans -1.5 📉 Titans/Giants UNDER 37.5 🇺🇸 Patriots ML +135 🐶 Five plays. One plus-money dog. No chasing. No parlays. No bullshit. LET’S HAVE A FUCKING SUNDAY. 🧃🔥 #TheJuiceReport #NFL #NFLBets #SportsBetting

@NFLtapeWatch I’m worried about the safety of the Herbert bros (both Oregon Ducks) facing Geno Stone and the Buffalo D. Only takes one Stone to kill 2 birds

@NFLtapeWatch Getting ready for this NFL Sunday by calling my wife “the ruling on the field” so she feels upheld.

@NFLtapeWatch me personally I watch film at 3x speed so I can lose my bets faster 🦊

@NFLtapeWatch Im keeping my remote extremely close by so i can quickly flip the channel just in case one of these players decides to pretend chug a b*er. #KidsAreWatching

@NFLtapeWatch He’s still running!

@NFLtapeWatch I’m buying a new Chevy Truck to drive cross country cause when going from Vegas to New Orleans, a Carr will never get it done

@NFLtapeWatch I’m wondering if any Rio de Janeiro residents helped DAL with their defensive strategy. We know they know BBL, and that’s only one letter away from BAL.

@NFLtapeWatch Looking up Deshaun Watson’s odds for Comeback player of the year since the back would be a new place for him

@NFLtapeWatch Breaking down film hands-free is a serious way to prep for Sunday—hope the extra tape pays off with some sharp reads and picks 🏈