How come this doesn’t happen at my book signings.

No offense, bro, but it’s like you’re not even trying

I don't know if you're a Christian or not, either way I just want to point out that one of the gifts of the Spirit that are listed in the Bible is self-control. This is the opposite.

Need more demoniacs to attend.

The right amount of money and I’m sure it could be arranged. She is famous for having the same people supposedly delivered from the same demons at different locations.

Get down, turn around, go to town, boot scootin' boogie!

@Joeinblack You need to write your book in Pentecostal tongues

Kathryn Krick is nuts or posessed. Maybe both.

I think it's disgusting how they mock people with epilepsy. Sick and disgusting. Shame.

I got you bro. Just let mw know when the next one is!

Get ready to shake

Thats so JV. Im gonna be doing the worm!

Have you tried a red pantsuit

Be glad they don’t.

Probably might happen if I meet Nicolas Cage

They really need to test what’s in the coffee at that bookstore 🤔

Probably because your book signings are made up of primarily Christians?

You don’t pay people to act like this?

What? I get convulsions every time I pick up one of your books!

I witnessed a guy doing that at the urinal next to me at a TACF conference in the early 90s.

Is this a book signing or a rancid sushi bar?

Purely a show and nonsense. These people really want attention. This is not Christianity. It’s self-righteous entertainment that is designed to feed the ego.

because you aren't a pentebabbleist false teaching heretic. people love dung more than meat.

Be grateful for that!

@Joeinblack Do I believe speaking in tongues is possible? Yes. Do I believe this is what it is? No.

You don’t pay the actors enough?

More fasting

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They saw Elvis alive?

Try holding the next signing at Taco Bell, with free lettuce for all attendees. That may get you similar results...

Because it is fake of the devil. No one behaved like that in the presence of Jesus or the apostles. Reject this demonic entertainment..

Ma'am...this is a books a million.

I know it’s kind of retro, and definitely says something that this gif comes up under “slain in the spirit“, but if you ever wanna go there, I got you. Just let me know the date, city, and state. I can use points.

Sounds good, Bill. I expect you to show up in a diaper.

Well, that’ll be a slightly extra fee.

We need to have a brainstorming session to fix this.

the first step: get people to come to my book signings

Maybe you can get Nickelback to play at your signings.

Did you even look at this photograph

I’ve heard Nickelback could do that to people.

Bring more nitrous oxide.

Don't think that's God's power.

Honestly, I would immediately stop writing books if the response was like this.