How did Gary Gensler become crypto enemy #1? We spent WEEKS digging, ready to unveil some earth-shattering conspiracy. And we found something you're not going to believe. Here's the story of crypto's final boss and ultimate douche 🧵👇

Gary was destined for doucheness from a young age. He made Partner at Goldman (Nut) Sachs at age 30 and worked there for 18 YRS. Same bank some call "Government Sachs" due to its close ties to the US Govt. Literally the most cookie-cutter douchebag career path ever.

Most would've stopped there. But Gensler's in a different league of douche. He turns on his Wall Street bros and becomes CFTC Chair. He goes full power-trip, creating policies to "protect" us from the same BS he profited from at Goldman. Hypocrisy Level: Expert

In 2018, he starts teaching MIT's “Blockchain and Money” course. He says, "Three-quarters of the crypto market are not securities,” like 100x. Crypto bros start to think, "This Gensler guy's chill. He's into crypto." Turns out, he was a douche in Chad's clothing.

Then, Gensler lands his SEC Chair role in 2021. The crypto community is EXCITED. How could you not be? The guy seems undeniably 'pro-crypto.' If only they knew the rug pull that was coming…

Gary goes from crypto-curious to industry assassin. WHY? We dug for weeks, hoping for a smoking gun. Nope. He's just a determined douche. Every step of his career has been a move to consolidate power. Power on the Street, on the Hill, in academia. Endgame? Treasury Secretary.

His war path to Treasury Sec. is going swell, when FTX explodes under his watch. He has egg on his face and a career to save. He does a 180: 2021: “We need Congress to pass legislation to provide clarity.” 2023: “The law is clear; it’s a “lack of compliance, not clarity.”

Gary goes on a rampage, attacking high-profile crypto companies: -Coinbase -Binance -Ripple -Metamask -Kraken -Uniswap -Robinhood -OpenSea And loses in court again. And again. And again.

Gensler gets so unhinged that Congress has to step in. Tom Emmer: "I'm convinced you are not an impartial regulator; it's clear...you are working to consolidate your own power even though it means crushing opportunities for everyday Americans.” Translation: "You're a douche."

So, there you have it. No wild conspiracies. No paper trail. Just a boring Wall Street Bro turned Bureaucrat Brat and SUPER, MEGA, "OVER 9,000" douche, here to f*ck your pump.

And if you don't believe us, believe Anthony Scaramucci, a lower-level douche who worked with Gary at Goldman: (Oh, and add a few more douche points if he's also a BTC Maxi)

The craziest part of the whole boring story? This power-hungry mega douche is STILL running the SEC. Trying to destroy innovation just so he can get a promotion. Time to show Gary the door.

Join the movement to #FireGensler. Your mission: 1. Comment below with your wildest theory of why Gary went from ally to adversary (no wrong answers) 2. Use the hashtag #FireGensler and tag @UNFKearth Let's UNFK Gary Gensler. 🖕