How did he fit all that in his pants?

It’s safe to assume if they’re in your store, you’re being robbed.

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The usual suspect. This is why we can’t have nice things.

They are so smart and talented at the worst possible things

Hell yeah I love when security actually does stuff instead of just watching them steal and run out.

ancient African secret.

Lots of Practice

In America this is called "systemic racism". Noticing that Blacks are responsible for an overwhelmingly disproportionate amount of crime, murder, and interracial rape and trying to protect your business, property, and family by not wanting to be around it is known as "racism".

Get it here

Would you buy any of those items if you knew they had been in his pants?

Nothin' else in there that takes up any room...😏