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How did Seagal get away with this for so long?

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Not Sure1 year ago

That’s why they call him Steven Sea-boom-boom

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DigitalSGM1 year ago

Sweat beads on Steven Seagal’s brow as he squares off against an unrelenting foe: diabetes. He throws a punch, but the illness dodges with ease, sapping his strength. “I’m a warrior,” he growls, chest heaving, though his voice trembles under the weight of battles piling up. Heart disease stalks him next, a silent predator tightening its grip on his arteries. He swings again, misses, and stumbles, his bulk betraying him as morbid obesity joins the fray, rooting him to the ground. Truth and reality circle like vultures, pecking at his illusions. He shields his eyes, but a mirror flashes before him, revealing a receding hairline that mocks his defiance. “Honor’s mine,” he mutters, clutching at pride, yet it slips through his fingers, lost to the relentless tide. Decades blur by, each skirmish carving deeper lines into his weathered face. He collapses, defeated, every foe triumphant. Yet, a ripple stirs the silence. Seagal bobs to the surface, buoyant, unbroken. His girth, once a burden, now lifts him above the waves. Irony twists the tale: the warrior, crushed by his enemies, floats on their ruins. Survival, not victory, becomes his quiet rebellion.

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Invisidon1 year ago

Someone once said that he is undefeated with a knife....and fork

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Majoritynote1 year ago

Lol, me and my buddy have talked about this several times. I actually found this account on YouTube he does a really good explanation of Steven seagal. Also "Bruce Lee fights"on YouTube. 😆

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Daniel Baker1 year ago

The guy is a clown

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Sam FREEMAN ☦️🐶1 year ago

No YouTube. And people were more innocent and gullible back then.

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Jeremy Boullion1 year ago

Seagal Globetrotters.

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Rarely Tolerable.1 year ago

Do you support Trump revoking Biden's security clearance and ending his daily intel briefs?

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Builder Of Castles1 year ago

I do not understand. What is your real question? Movie martial arts have almost nothing to do with what a real fight looks like. Watch Jackie Chan, then watch the outtakes.

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