How Do Germans Seduce People?

as a German, sex in German feels wrong^^ there's just something off, flirting does work tho

When I was stationed in D.C. in the 90's the German women just grabbed you in the Eurotrash bars. That was it.

It’s kinda funny to think about different Europeans saying that stuff during sex. British is the funniest.

In Germany we say "Sehr wohl meine Magd, ich bin dem Höhepunkt sehr nahe."

Why do you know German and why did it sound better than I expected? 😅 German can be quite romantic and not that cringe cliché („Hey Liebling“ or „Mein Herzblatt“ e.g.)… I know 2, 3 girls abroad that like it even though I like to hear them speak their languages and accents.

"Honeyfräulein, I'm home. Please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex."

As a German. I usually use many english only a few words in German. Cause it turns you off. Some words tho are good. But yeah now what everyone expects. Mostly it is without talking from what I have done and heared.

As a German, you actually have to walk over to the girl, take a deep breath, then scream from the top of your lungs the following incantation: "MEINE LENDEN WOLLEN DICH". If she doesn't throw herself at you, clinging to you with all might, you either were too quiet or she's taken

A German streamer I know did say that sex and dirty talk in German is apparently very strange

As a German i'm offended, aroused and confused at the same time, i need to lie down and sleep. 😂

I lived in Schweinfurt for 2 years

We don't. Thus we are forever alone and sad.

I want to be seduced in Balkan.

What I thought sex in German sounds like

why you gotta be like this Squ

Rude 🙁

In some way it is still the land of poets, so there are certainly some smooth sweet-talkers among us that can make it work don't you worry 🤣

Wunderbar ✨

Squ you're speaking the quite thoughts outloud again

Well.

Diabolical, rip that guy.

...those are very nice legs and thighs.

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LOL. Hogy hülyíted a külföldieket! 🤭

so!? you want a guy with square mustaches

分からん。。。

as a german i feel offended, u forget that german used to be the language of poetry. I could show you what we say and how it is in person ^^.