"How do you like them apples?"

Absolutely NOT. That's the most stupid comeback line in the history of cinema, and it only works because Matt Damon wrote the part for HIMSELF. Louis C.K. explains it better:

I'm convinced this account is run by a cabal of idiotic 12-year-olds.

Say you were in a conflict with someone and they approach you shortly after and ask if you like apples. You're going to say yes?